Thursday, May 28, 2009

Someone's Going To Get Rich Selling This And That Pisses Me Off

I thought the bath robe was perfectly designed. It's so perfect that the Snuggie people have made millions marketing a robe that you wear backwards. I must be wrong. Why else would this have needed to be invented?

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Thursday, May 21, 2009

This very susinctly sums up the very real need for a service like Bleorgblog



Would you call me up and leave a joke on my voicemail? No, of course you wouldn't. You, instead, BLEORG.


It is vaguely less embarrassing.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Whose 69th Birthday Is It?

Did'ja catch the birthday wishes on Channel 4 this morning? I'm guessing you didn't, hence, this post.

I can't believe somebody submitted this and was able to sneak this past the director, the dude who sets up the teleprompter, the geek who made the graphic, and the anchor.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

200th POST!!!



All things being equal, we now know that the internet has-bare minimum-200 funny things on it.

Lets make fun of Sham Wow For A While!

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

I Hate People








That 'Report Abuse' button must be the most pushed button on the internet.

Friday, May 8, 2009

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Play Him Off, Keyboard Cat!

I think you need to watch this one first, to get the concept:







Thanks to Chris
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Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Cleveland Rocks!



Hmm.... sounds like a neat place but I'm still not sure...



SOLD!! Meet you there!

Sunday, May 3, 2009

The Matrix hits Bollywood for Middle Aged Men!



So hard to decide what the best part of this is...my vote is the Elvis Glasses. I kept waiting for them to get broken and for him to finally get angry.

What's your vote?

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Friday, May 1, 2009

One More From the Vault

You treat your stepmother with respect, Pantera, or you'll be sleeping in the street!