Its been a few days, and this is what drives me back to bleorg blog!

Okay, no prize to the bleorger who can name all of the movies that are used in this trailer!

A Christmas Moment

Healthy "Massager"

The Periodic Table of Awesoments

It's So Coooooooowd In Da D

INVALID ARGUMENT

Skipping church anyone?

In the spirit of Cronksmas Mass fast approaching...

Most Entertaining Wedding Ever!

Seriously! Who Throws a Shoe??

Okay that was mean, here's a fun post!

And click to enlarge!

Here's some on the grosser/meaner side of my sense of humor.

eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

DEAD TO ME

As seen on my BOOK OF FACE page, these folks are now rendered DEAD TO ME:


This Senator is a fine example of the NIGHT WALKERS. Look at him, he lacks blood, therefore he seeks it with an unquenchable thirst:


Hey there, look at this BLOODSUCKER. It's obvious at first take that this man fears daylight and can only be nourished by the blood of the living, breathing worker:



Look at this poor souls blank and emotionless face. He clearly yearns for the life blood of free will. He is incapable of speech, and often tends to make moaning and guttural sounds. He is normally encountered wearing whatever clothing he wore in his human life, prior to reanimation. The blood of the tired and weary labor worker nourishes his urge:

BEST FAIL OF ALL TIME????

Click to LARGE

KARAOKE FAIL

Hitman Monkey

funnies....

I’m Very Sensitive Some Would Say it’s a Plus

Creative...

Fair enough!

Norwegian Nazi Zombies... I am SO seeing this movie!

EIN. ZWEI. DIE!

Online "chat" with computa

I was having problems with my bank today and I found out that you can "chat" with a representative online...during this "chat" I became determined to figure out if I was talking to a computer, not a person. You decide:

Chris: What up yo

Chris: I haven't gotten my balance emailed to me in a few days. What's up with that?

Carrie: I would be happy to assist you with that. Just one moment while I access your account information.

Carrie: Chris, I apologize for the confusion. Our records indicate that you are not enrolled for online banking. Therefore, email alerts will not be emailed to you.

Chris: I share an account with my wife, Mrs. Chris.

Carrie: Since the online banking account is listed in your wife's name, please have her contact us at (such and such #) for assistance. I apologize for any inconvenience.

Chris: She gets the balance emailed to her and I used to get the balance emailed to me. Not sure what happened. On the "Delivery Options" page it shows her email address as primary and mine as secondary. Perhaps that's why? How do I set it up so I get the emails too? I mean, literally like 2 days ago I was getting.................

(I was typing this and then that last comment appeared so I gave up on it).

Chris: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Carrie: You may enroll for online banking in order to receive email alerts.

Chris: yeah but I was getting them not 2 days ago. I don't get

Chris: me thinks you are machine. no compute

Carrie: Unfortunately, since the online banking is not in your name, I am unable to provide you any information regarding the Alerts on your account.

Chris: no need computer..I figured it out myself. Jeezzzz. MAN: 1 / MACHINE: 0 hahahahaahahahh

Chris: That's my email, therefore, I do not need an online account to get account balance info. Come on computer, you're slackin

Chris: One more question: what's the return on your CD's these days?

Carrie: Your wife may have added your email address to receive Alerts. One moment for CD rates!

Please wait while I transfer the chat to the best suited Product Specialist.

(so, I get transferred to "Katie" who I was able to confirm as human..BUT....AS IT TURNS OUT SHE WENT TO OSU!!! So, not quite human).

You are now chatting with 'Katie'. How may I assist you today?

Chris: jimminey Christmas. I added myself. I was there when I did it. Listen computer, I don't think you know what's going on here.

Chris: "Katie" are you a computer too?

Katie: No, My name is Katie (some last name I'll take out)

Katie: I am located in Columbus, Ohio

Katie: How can I help you today?

Chris: Really? Cool beans. That "Carrie" was such a computer. How are your CD's looking?

Chris: Go Blue!

Katie: We currently have a few different CD promotions with a $10k minimum deposit requirement. To qualify for this promotion, you must have an existing National City checking or savings. Otherwise, you would have to open at least a Free Checking Plus or Money Market Savings with $1500.

Chris: So how are you today?

Katie: Great! Were you interested in opening a CD account today?

Chris: No, I was just trying to determine whether or not you is computa. Are you a buckeye?

Katie: Yes, I am

(Now that I think about it, is she saying "yes I'm a buckeye" or "yes, I'm a computer"? Shit I'm going to have to go back and start another fake conversation and delve into this further)

Katie: Is there anything else I can assist you with today?

Chris: sweet. We'll getcha next year....alright...take care. I'm glad you're not a computer. Go blue!

We're all going to be rich!

Protest bad comedy

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Kermy!

Ok, I haven't posted something here in forever, but I come out for Kermit. Who's singing LCD Soundsystem. What's not to love?

(I don't know if it's as great as Sad Kermit, but still, any I'll take any Kermit singing.)

New Bleorg Source!!! INDEXED

Thanks to Chris for showing this to me. A+ for finding new bleorg! C- for failing to post new bleorg on bleorg!

http://thisisindexed.com/

7 wonders of the modern world.

Might as well own this meltdown.

Don’t yell at me.

Nice.

Macy's Parade Gets Rick Rolled by the Man Himself!

To each their own?

YOU BASTARDS!!!!

Rasta

Cartoon Day!

I likey cartoons!




That last one is titled "Duty Calls" and it is me all over.

The first words of the Inaugural Address

Gary Busey is Easy to Work With

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Future Bleorger Makes Waves!

"Click to enlarge:"

"That's what she said."

John Williams is the MAN!

Oh, I love Doritos!

Wat?

Some of us take a few days to bring the funny

Aheuweee! Cha-YA!

Seems oddly familiar...

It is a big day tomorrow after all...

Struggling Lower-Class Still Unsure How Best Fuck Selves With Vote.

Happy Halloween, Yo.

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

Nightmare on Fruit Street.

READ THIS

"Don't do anything yet, children. Have we all brought our workbooks? Good, thats good, children...now...uh...my teaching manuel tells me to tell you to turn to page five in your workbooks. Page Five...thats in the front part of your work books. Yes? I'm sorry, what's that you say, Raymond?"








Are you open to page five?












Can you see what's written there?

















You lol? See you in hell

This, uh, doesn't mean what you think it means...

shut up

New Internet meme!

Click to enlarge,,,

Listen to me...

Don't pretend you're not impressed.

Yeah!

Maybe letting stupid people run everything WASN'T such a good idea.

Eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad, I said!

What?

OMG, indeed.

This One Should Be Filed Under "Awesome"

Obama '08 - Vote For Hope from MC Yogi on Vimeo.

Sorry if you should disagree. Sorry to so quickly pass over the brave Naked Baby Fighters for a more current topic.

In Memory...

Naked Baby Fighters Of America


You fucked those babies up, and for that we can never thank you enough.