Someone's Going To Get Rich Selling This And That Pisses Me Off

I thought the bath robe was perfectly designed. It's so perfect that the Snuggie people have made millions marketing a robe that you wear backwards. I must be wrong. Why else would this have needed to be invented?

Awww...

This very susinctly sums up the very real need for a service like Bleorgblog

Would you call me up and leave a joke on my voicemail? No, of course you wouldn't. You, instead, BLEORG.


It is vaguely less embarrassing.

Whose 69th Birthday Is It?

Did'ja catch the birthday wishes on Channel 4 this morning? I'm guessing you didn't, hence, this post.

I can't believe somebody submitted this and was able to sneak this past the director, the dude who sets up the teleprompter, the geek who made the graphic, and the anchor.

How Not To Pass A Breathalizer

200th POST!!!

All things being equal, we now know that the internet has-bare minimum-200 funny things on it.

Lets make fun of Sham Wow For A While!

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I Hate People

That 'Report Abuse' button must be the most pushed button on the internet.

www.awkwardfamilyphotos.com

America, F' YEAH!

uh..

Play Him Off, Keyboard Cat!

I think you need to watch this one first, to get the concept:







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Cleveland Rocks!

Hmm.... sounds like a neat place but I'm still not sure...



SOLD!! Meet you there!

Here's one I hadn't actually heard before

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The Matrix hits Bollywood for Middle Aged Men!

So hard to decide what the best part of this is...my vote is the Elvis Glasses. I kept waiting for them to get broken and for him to finally get angry.

What's your vote?

If he was a crack head, he wouldn't have a gut, you think?

What else could be wrong with him?

One More From the Vault

You treat your stepmother with respect, Pantera, or you'll be sleeping in the street!