This is Great

Andrew W.K. Parties With Kids

Andrew W.K. hosts a new kids game show, "Destroy, Build, Destroy." It appears to be Junkyard Wars for kids but with bazookas. Wish I had this to watch instead of Double Dare as a kid.

Bleorg Animated

Sooooo. Um, when's the next bleorg post?

WHAT? Fuck you guys, I was busy! And where the hell are all your posts?

Someone's Going To Get Rich Selling This And That Pisses Me Off

I thought the bath robe was perfectly designed. It's so perfect that the Snuggie people have made millions marketing a robe that you wear backwards. I must be wrong. Why else would this have needed to be invented?

Awww...

This very susinctly sums up the very real need for a service like Bleorgblog

Would you call me up and leave a joke on my voicemail? No, of course you wouldn't. You, instead, BLEORG.


It is vaguely less embarrassing.

Whose 69th Birthday Is It?

Did'ja catch the birthday wishes on Channel 4 this morning? I'm guessing you didn't, hence, this post.

I can't believe somebody submitted this and was able to sneak this past the director, the dude who sets up the teleprompter, the geek who made the graphic, and the anchor.

How Not To Pass A Breathalizer

200th POST!!!

All things being equal, we now know that the internet has-bare minimum-200 funny things on it.